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Why do ducks fly over McKinney upside down? There's nothing worth craping on! Q: What is the difference between a person from McKinney and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: What's the only thing that grows in McKinney?
A: The Crime Rate! Q: What are the only two seasons in McKinney? A: Football and Construction. Q: Why didn't the possum cross the road? A: Because in McKinney he's the other white meat! A: Because fishing poles are not allowed! Q: How does an McKinney man get a girlfriend? A: By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop!
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and people from McKinney? A: The bucket. Q: What's the difference between the Mayor of McKinney and a prostitute? A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes. What is a McKinney landlord's favorite game to play?
A: Early and often! Q: How do you casterate a person from McKinney? A: Kick his sister in the mouth Q: What should you do if you find three people from McKinney buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement. Q: What's the difference between a person from McKinney and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. How did the boy from McKinney die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him! Q: What do people from McKinney and a bottle of beer have in common? Q: Why do people from McKinney keep their driver's license on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Q: How do kids from McKinney spend the first week of the school year?