Top definition. Hamm unknown. He must be a Hamm. It is a small colony outside of Turkey , where people are particularly adorable. Is that new kid Jared from Hamm? He is particularly adorable. HAMM unknown. Acronym for "Hot American MeeMaw ". A woman who is old, but totally hot, either because she gives great advice , or because despite being old she is still sexy. A person who looked to define himself and found a suitable place. HAMM is world traveled but in Utah, semi-curious and yet disinterested, employed not overjoyed, ADHD'd since before children were unnecesarily medicated to correct behavior and curb enthusiasms , down home space cadet, well read, dropped out, and on a plane to switzerland, in his mind.
HAMM comes with a cast of usual suspects, including bladegrenade, rio-rye, gogo, nicb , nicp, and, most efficiently, miss gyeong-ja. He lives in a house, never comes home, has a bed and sleeps on the porch.
Forgive HAMM father, for he knows not what to do. Hot Ass MotherFucking Mess. Watch out here comes HAMM. Man that bitch is so ugly! HAMM sports.
Man that dude is going HAMM. A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T. The kid who sits next to me in chemistry is such a Hamm! Gorilla Fist Shipbaiting Fruity Boy TERF Stemme Impeachment Peached Double Birds Scomo Head Pusher Marketing Dyckman
